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1. Image search pictures of hairy chests for reference.
2. Wife walks into room.
3. Awkward silence.

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:iconvahi-mangai:
He looks like John Schlongarms
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:icondotchan:
Heavy does have some serious manboobs and upper arm musculature, but even then, I don't think his nipples should be THAT off-center.
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:iconcaptainsnoopingas:
What kinda of jerk goes for the nipple knockout punch? By the looks of that bruising he'll be hemorrhaged and crumpled in his corner within seconds without proper nipple medical attention... M-my icon, it...compels me to volunteer. Yeah, that's it, my icon.
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:iconsleepdepjoel:
He has nipples of steel forged in the fire of bear rage.
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:iconcaptainsnoopingas:
And so he went on to dominate many a boxing match, impervious to blows that would make lesser men curl into fetal position and wish they were born with ovaries. Years after leaving the ring, only defeated once by some little prick that challenged him and lost like...eighty times he was remembered nonetheless as the greatest man to grace a ring corner, they called him... "Steely-Nub Sasha"
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:iconsaberie:
I want to add this as my wallpaper, but I'm scared my boyfriend will think I have a hairy shirtless fat guy fetish.
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:iconsleepdepjoel:
Maybe it'll encourage your boy to take up boxing?
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:iconboygenius32:
~Boygenius32 Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Float like an... er... AC-130
Sting like a... Tank?
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:iconsleepdepjoel:
Ali would be proud.
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:iconboygenius32:
~Boygenius32 Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very.
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