What kinda of jerk goes for the nipple knockout punch? By the looks of that bruising he'll be hemorrhaged and crumpled in his corner within seconds without proper nipple medical attention... M-my icon, it...compels me to volunteer. Yeah, that's it, my icon.
And so he went on to dominate many a boxing match, impervious to blows that would make lesser men curl into fetal position and wish they were born with ovaries. Years after leaving the ring, only defeated once by some little prick that challenged him and lost like...eighty times he was remembered nonetheless as the greatest man to grace a ring corner, they called him... "Steely-Nub Sasha"